God I hate hippies. Everywhere I look someone's saying "They're hippies, he's a hippy, she's a hippy, I'M a hippy!" It's ridiculous, they're all stupid, selfish, pot-smoking, mushroom hogging, ugly cousinfucks who are just acting like they're caring and compassionate about peace and love between people and the environment to cover up their own self-centeredness. I wonder how chill they'd all be if the world just crashed down all around them. OK, I'm done my rant now.